Christmas on Crack by Carlton Mellick III (ed.)

Author:Carlton Mellick III (ed.) [Mellick, Carlton III]
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
ISBN: 9781936383382
Amazon: 1936383381
Publisher: Eraserhead Press
Published: 2010-12-01T08:00:00+00:00

Cameron Pierce is one of the shining young stars of the bizarro genre and someone I have mentored since he was a teenager. I’ve seen him grow into a fine young man, one who physically assaults audience members in his readings by throwing pickles, hubcaps, or raw meat at them while wearing a banana suit and carrying a sword. His books, which I often call “Dr. Seuss meets David Cronenberg, ” have already become staples in the bizarro genre. From The Pickled Apocalypse of Pancake Island, about a sad pickle who falls in love with a beautiful pancake, to The Ass Goblins of Auschwitz, about children imprisoned within a concentration camp run by sadistic monsters called the ass goblins, Cameron’s books are as cute and playful as they are surreal and disturbing.

Kirsten Alene was just published in the New Bizarro Author Series with her first book, Love in the Time of Dinosaurs, which is a tale of love, betrayal, and kung fu magic . . . Not to mention dinosaurs with fucking machine guns! Kirsten seems like such a nice girl in person, but I think Cameron must have corrupted her while co-writing this story because it is perhaps the most perverted and vile story in this book. It’s elf porn, basically, a weird fucking elf porn story.

So get into your reindeer pajamas, crawl into bed with a loved one, and enjoy the magical adventure of two adorable young elf sisters . . .

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